ATE SALAD FOR DINNER! MOSTLY CROUTQNS & tomatoes. Really just
ATE SALAD FOR DINNER! MOSTLY CROUTQNS & tomatoes. Really just ONE BIG. ROUND CROUTON COVERED WITH TOMATO SAUCE. AND CHEESE. FINE. IT WAS PIZZA. I ATE A PIZZA.
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