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[florida evacuation] Wife: we forgot the Bee Movie DVD Me:
[florida evacuation] Wife: we forgot the Bee Mo...
This is how my wife introduces me when she’s hungry. \f£J?/CA
This is how my wife introduces me when she’s ...
I just overheard a guy tell his wife she should get both bottles of wine because she couldn’t decide which one to get. And honestly, that’s the kind of support I want in a relationship
I just overheard a guy tell his wife she should...
When your wife is working late and it’s up to you to feed the family, so you’re like...
When your wife is working late and it’s up to...
Me when my wife makes me bacon...
Me when my wife makes me bacon...
Wife: this marriage is over, you think everything's a joke Me: knock knock Wife: who's there? Me: (fighting back tears) regret
Wife: this marriage is over, you think everythi...
When my wife says she wants to have another kid, I’m like...
When my wife says she wants to have another kid...
My wife and I hit an important marriage milestone. We had a fight entirely in fridge magnets.
My wife and I hit an important marriage milesto...
Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn *looks over back shoulder* *puts car in reverse* Wife: OH MY GOD *slams brakes* Me: WHAT? Wife: Becky just posted the cutest picture
Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn *looks over back shou...
And now by the power vested in me from the state of Alabama, I now pronounce you Cousband and wife
And now by the power vested in me from the stat...
When I ask my wife how she’s doing and she just looks away and says, “fine.” I’m like...
When I ask my wife how she’s doing and she ju...
Kalvin (g KalvinMadeod ±+ Follow WIFE: you didn't use my shampoo again did you? ME: ‘shakes my head no but my lustrous hair gives me away*
Kalvin (g KalvinMadeod ±+ Follow WIFE: you did...
Wife: this marriage is over, you think everything's a joke Me: knock knock Wife: who's there? Me: (fighting back tears) regret
Wife: this marriage is over, you think everythi...
When you just spent all day with the kids because your wife was out with her friends, and you see her walk through the door with a case of ice cold beer in her hand.
When you just spent all day with the kids becau...
Husband: "Scientists have found that men say about 10,000 words a day, while women say about 20,000..." Wife (shouts from the kitchen): "It's because we have to repeat everything twice to you blockheads!" Husband: "What?"
Husband: "Scientists have found that men say ab...
JiLV doc: your husband is very sick wife: omg no doc: sick of your SHIT! *high fives guy*
JiLV doc: your husband is very sick wife: omg n...
When my girlfriend says, "Unlock your phone I need to see something..." I just look at her crazy because I don't even let my wife do that.
When my girlfriend says, "Unlock your phone I n...
"that your dog?" "no, actually it's adopted... the wife and i were unable to conceive a dog naturally"
"that your dog?" "no, actually it's adopted... ...
My wife asking me why I’m home from work so early...
My wife asking me why I’m home from work so e...
My wife wanted her sandwich cut in half. She was non-specific as to how...
My wife wanted her sandwich cut in half. She wa...
Therapist: what's upsetting you? Wife: he's always using common phrases incorrectly Me: cry me a table, Linda
Therapist: what's upsetting you? Wife: he's alw...
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby. 8:19 AM
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from ...
“My Wife Used The Vacuum, So The Kitten Found The Safest Place She Could...”
“My Wife Used The Vacuum, So The Kitten Found...
This is how your wife waits for you when you say you are coming in 10 mins and you take 2 hours.... *
This is how your wife waits for you when you sa...
Pregnancy Q&A Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college. EATLIVER.COM
Pregnancy Q&A Q: Should I have a baby after 35?...
Wife: Look at that drunk guy. Husband; who is he? Wife:10yrs back he proposed to me & I rejected him. Husband: Oh My God He's still celebrating...
Wife: Look at that drunk guy. Husband; who is h...
Kanye is so protective about his wife & It's kinda cute
Kanye is so protective about his wife & It's ki...
'My wife jokingly said she wanted a treehouse so I spent 3 weeks in the backyard building & surprised her with this!"
'My wife jokingly said she wanted a treehouse s...
Me: I'm heading out to the bar with Frank Wife: what about our children? Me: don't be stupid, they're not old enough
Me: I'm heading out to the bar with Frank Wife:...
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? (1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. - Ricky, age 10
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? (1) Tell yo...
Wife: You pick dinner. Me: Pizza. Wife: No. Me: Tacos. Wife: No. Me: Subs. Wife: No. Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT?! Wife: It's up to you.
Wife: You pick dinner. Me: Pizza. Wife: No. Me:...
Wife: Look at that drunk guy. Husband: who is he? Wife: 10 yrs back he proposed to me & I rejected him. Husband: Oh My God! He’s still celebrating...
Wife: Look at that drunk guy. Husband: who is h...
When my wife opens a jar on her first try, she’s like...
When my wife opens a jar on her first try, she...
I've got your favorite panties on... can't wait to see you • v This is John's wife, who the hell is this?!?! Oh... this is Jake from State Farm
I've got your favorite panties on... can't wait...
Wife: that nurses hands were all over you Me: I was having a heart attack Wife: I honestly knew you would say that IG: TheFunnylntrovert
Wife: that nurses hands were all over you Me: I...
Pray for this guy, nothing wrong with him he just asleep at IKEA while his wife shops
Pray for this guy, nothing wrong with him he ju...
When ur arthritis pills kick in and u can finally start knitting again 1 ■wife**' f Tte 6,1 Bkj )\V r ^ •#. M
When ur arthritis pills kick in and u can final...
"that your dog?" "no, actually it's adopted... the wife and i were unable to conceive a dog naturally"
"that your dog?" "no, actually it's adopted... ...
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